Stingsoc: Then & Now « The Quintessential Q

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Stingsoc: Then & Now

Then ...

stingsoc writes

too early in our conception, we have been thrust into the limelight. the fastest growing society of all time already has a dedicated cleintele, publishers and critics. we are all humbled by this response & hope that we shall continue the hatchet jobs in the future.

our mission

We just love gossip. and if we cant get true gossip, we create it. we are friendly, malicious, totally amoral & riddiculously wicked. in other words, we are totally lovable.

our vision

to create an atmosphere of fun, frolic & deep mistrust between people. to make superstars out of mundane everyday individuals. we believe in andy warhol when he says that, "in the future, everybody will have his 15 minutes of fame". we are ensuring your future for you.

our equipment

All Nokia phones enabled with cams/video recorders & most importantly..bluetooth technology. Hence, all models older than N6600 are summarily rejected.

the people

we have learnt in countless HR lectures that people make an organization. in this respect we are pleased to announce positions for fulltime stingsecs, stingreps & stingcam guys. all folks who are genuinely interested in a full-time/freelancing assignments may please mail us at stingsoc@gmail.com

Now...

R.I.P.

here lies a much-maligned, much misunderstood society whose ambition in life..was merely to be accpted, even though it was a bit different from others. and bring a cheer to all those who uphold the values of right to free speech & malicious slander. We did not seek popularity, just incongruent notoreity. We wanted to be as omniscient as avagadro's constant, but where thwarted in our effoirts by the forces of the good & the jealous. However, it were the forces of the stupid, which really gave the kayo punch, which knocked us out.

However, a prophecy before we end the saga henceforth. from the ashes of this shall rise a free spirit, one which will be free enought o choose...the way of the soc. And dormant we shall lie, till our true hero, lifts the chains that bind us, to the normal humdrum of living and send us soaring, back to the eyries that are now vacant.

Posted at 04:12 am by Lord Q


	Deej June 10, 2006 08:14 PM PDT You've Been Tagged


	Priyanka May 16, 2006 10:47 AM PDT Very innovative presentation :)


	DJK May 11, 2006 07:35 PM PDT My phone feels so boring, compared to your entertainment packed one. :D

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