An almost true account of what people say and mean in a B-schooling environment. To justify our 7 figure salaries, we cannot be seen to be mumbling in a coherent logical fashion for any decent spell of time. Hence we've invented a series of systems which depict life inside and outside, in different perspectives - mine and none ;) Ambrose Bierce would be proud of us. SO presenting the series of hitchhiking guide to b-schools. ahem! dont quote me, ok ? ;)

B-school Competitions, n.: "The prize money is INR 25k. So what if you got 10k in hand. Havent you heard of Transmission & Distribution losses?"

General Body Meeting, n.: "Remember the time you did not get any journos when i got a Tiffin box on campus? Well, I do and i am ANGRY!!"

General Body Meeting, n.: "I've got more firends than you do"

Gratitude, joke: huh!

Journo Contacts, n.: "Sir Please Sir ... Please !!! ah ouch! (Phone banged on the face)"

Official Communication, n.: "I have covered my ass while you haven't"�

Performance Evaluation, n.: "short for how-dare-you-be-so-disgusting-that-you-evaluate-me-and-give-me-a-fair-chance-i-quit-and-see you-at-the-GBM"

Public Lynching, n.: see GBM

Publicity, n.: The act of busting your ass to print a truly asinine story

Resignation, adj.: "I wont work and be accountable for nothing i have done earlier as well. To boot, i would even put it on my CV"

Review Meeting, n.: "I am temporarily blind, deaf and just plain dumb! And yeah! I am dumb all the time. I cant hear you anyway"

Secy Elections, n.: "Who gave 'em bitches permission to evaluate me. Me!?!"

Shitty Job, n.: see Publicity

Team, n.: "There is no I in the team..and neither can i see U... though, there is a T, but he doesnt work"

The others, n.: "My average salary is bigger than yours!"

~more hitchhiker's Guide to B-schooling to follow. References to any intelligent life forms is purely coincidental~